Dewey on God

Dewey [to the Bible teacher Helen]: What kind of God makes children think when they’re not in school? Helen: That is a torment but I’m sure He has His reasons. Dewey: Yeah, like Pastor Roy said, how God is so much bigger and wiser than us, and trying to see what He’s thinking would be…

Homeopathic A&E

‘Okay, so you kill the odd patient with cancer or heart disease. Or bronchitis, flu, chicken pox or measles. But, when someone comes in with a vague sense of unease, or a touch of the nerves, or even just more money than sense, you’ll be there for them. Bottle of basically just water in one hand, and a huge invoice in the other.’

“Oraré por ti”

Decirle a un ateo "oraré por ti" es similar a decirle a una mujer "pensaré en ti al masturbarme": en lugar de ser bien recibido, incomoda. — Héctor Pérez-Urbina (@hekanibru) December 18, 2014

Este 12 de diciembre…

#VirgenDeGuadalupe, te pido que ayudes al pueblo de México a entender cómo es que se introduce un producto extranjero en un mercado nuevo. — Héctor Pérez-Urbina (@hekanibru) December 12, 2014

He is everywhere

He is everywhere, in the heavens and Earth. He makes the stars shine yet He cannot be seen. He is noble, abundant, and fills the universe. He can lift you into the sky and bring you gently down. He can take many forms. He can help heal. He can help kill. He can help create…

No había recapacitado sobre…

No había recapacitado sobre lo sumamente afortunado que fue para algún sinvergüenza de Judea el que no hubiera pruebas de ADN en el siglo I. — Héctor Pérez-Urbina (@hekanibru) December 7, 2013

Get your guru going

People’s ignorance is your best friend. Pander to people’s hopes and fears. Speak with authority about things very few people understand. Misappropriate the language of various fields of study. Sound ‘sciency’. Don’t forget, the infinite potential of your nine dimensional soul already comprehends the mechanics of external reality. Hekanibru